What's your favorite one-liner from Downton Abbey?

The Dowager Countess, Lady Violet Crawley, has some fabulously witty one-liners in Downton Abbey. Always sharp, revealing her true feelings. I have my favorites, "What is a weekend?" among them. Which ones do you like? I've created some designs that you can customize with your own favorite quote and flaunt it on a t-shirt or mug. Let me know if there is one you like and I can create it custom, just for you.